Thursday, February 15, 2007

Found: Useful Purpose for a Dog


All the passionate emails I received in response to my post about dogs and their lack of intelligence prompted me to do some searching. Perhaps I was wrong about dogs? I don't know if I've found proof of their smarts, but I have found one use for them I hadn't thought of....

6 comments:

Frontier Forest said...

I AM CUT TO THE QUICK! I SHUTTER, CLEAR TO THE BONE! MY HEAT LAMENTS FOR YOU! MY SPIRIT WEEPS FOR YOU! O WHERE IS THE JUSTICE! But HOLD ON! There is absolution for your sin! Malcolm and I have already discussed this sickness you have lately manifested. Instead of casting this evil from you… “the spirit of “dogination,” we are going to get you a puppy for your birthday!

AJF said...

People have threatened to give me a dog for years. I can only be honest- it will either be taken to the dog pound or used as target practice.

Kampfgruppe Hoppa said...

Pastor T, you need to be a little more specific in your posting! I agree, that is a useful purpose for a chihaua. However, not only do REAL men have dogs as pets; they own Boxers!

TB said...

I think that is a fitting purpose for a dog. Much better than getting up at 7 am to go for a walk when it is 10 below.

Cats - that is an entirely different issue.

Anonymous said...

Anything under 15 lbs, that resembles a rat when wet is not really a dog anyway, not a man's dog ... A man's dog should be able to knock you over as it hits your chest or legs at full speed. You know, kind of like in hockey.

GUNNY said...

That thing in the picture looks just like a dog ... only smaller.

Upon closer examination ... isn't that Brian Hough's dog-like pet?!