Anyways, every couple of weeks I allow myself to splurge by eating a big, greasy hamburger. Hamburgers are among my favorite of all foods. If I were on death row, my final meal would likely be a 3/4 pound burger from Fuddrucker's or something similar. Yesterday was my day to have a burger, so I went to Wendy's and ordered the "Baconator" (a supposed "mountain of mouth-watering taste").
The picture possessed everything I could desire in a burger- 1/2 pound of meat, two slices of cheese, and a bunch of bacon. What more could someone desire? Just look at the picture above.
Friends- it's all lies! The bacon was nothing like the picture and I feel that I squandered one of my two designated "burger moments" for the month of September! I feel cheated and abused! How could Wendy's do this to me? In my fatter days, my patronage probably paid for one of Dave Thomas' grandchildren's college education- this is how they repay me? False advertising abounds, but this....it's so personal. I have been victimized. The bacon was old and limp, not fresh and crisp like the picture. I tremble with injustice as I write this post. The inhumanity of it all!
I can write no more...