Chuck Norris has weighed in on his choice for President in 2008-
"Though (Rudy) Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, (John) McCain tough enough to fight terrorism, and (Mitt) Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee"
Why is the opinion of Chuck Norris important? Well, Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.