Monday, October 22, 2007

Chuck Norris fact- Huckabee in 2008

Chuck Norris has weighed in on his choice for President in 2008-

"Though (Rudy) Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, (John) McCain tough enough to fight terrorism, and (Mitt) Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee"

Why is the opinion of Chuck Norris important? Well, Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. They once tried to carve Chuck Norris' face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.


Frontier Forest said...

I'll put my money on ole fuzzy, Jimmy Jack Tony in the ring with Chuck, for a "Real Man" contest any day! I know the shows are pretty corny, but still, Norris is a great roll model for our young folks today. Every night on our Hallmark station, Norris brings a powerful message of Christian morals and values that are woven into every episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger”.
No doubt, Huckabee is a great candidate! Maybe even a real sweeper/sleeper?

M. Jay Bennett said...

Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and kick himself in the nack of the head.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

Anonymous said...

If he dosen't walk on water and hasn't been raised from the dead and sits on the right hand of the Father, he is just human. Ole Chuck is a good role model and has good Christian Values, but he is a terrible actor.
Huckabee is a sleeper.
Tweady Dee

rgmann said...

I have to admit...Huckabee's growing on me. The more I see and hear him, the more I like him. And he's a supporter of the Fair Tax, which is definitely a plus in my book. I'm just not sure he's tough enough to take on Hillary or successfully fight this war on radical Islam. He might need Chuck’s help on that front!

AJF said...

He's growing on me too. Man, the thought of voting for an Arkansas governor though...

Kampfgruppe Hoppa said...

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

I haven't made up my mind yet on the GOP candidate I'd vote for...however, I think Nixon could beat the pants off of Clinton II.

AJF said...

Bad actor? Clearly you haven't seen him bite the head off a rat in a sack (Missing in Action 1)! Even Brando couldn't do that!

Rick Calohan said...

I like Mike, however when I took this survey at

I thought I was more in line with Tancredo but the scoring went like this for me the higher the score the more issues you found yourself in agreement with the candidate’s positions.

Fred Thompson 70
Duncan Hunter 70
John McCain 63
Jim Gilmore 56
Sam Brownback 56
Mike Huckabee 49
Mitt Romney 49
Tom Tancredo 49
Ron Paul 42
Rudi Giuliani 35
Joe Biden 21
Bill Richardson 14
Barack Obama 7
John Edwards 7
Hillary Clinton 7

I know that Gilmore, and Brownback are out but I took this a while back.

Anonymous said...

I guess I'm the only one voting for a former Arkansas governor's wife.

AJF said...

No, unfortunately I think there will be many who vote for her.

Mark Davis said...

If you voted for an ex-Texas governor, you should have no trouble at all following that with a vote for Huckabee. From what I hear, Huckabee can actually speak english.