68% dixie. I'll buy y'all a coke the next time I see you. C'mon Brian, you had to get beverage barn right didn't you. It is every Texan's legacy to have bought at least one sixer in a drive through.
Pastor T,I've killed men for less than that. Let's rephrase that since this is a holy blog.... I've assisted certain individuals (who did not have the diving protection of God) with the task of crossing over into the next life with my motivation being something significant than the redneck slur that was just thrown at me. But you seem to have the divine protection from the Lord since I was unable to engage you earlier today outside of the Church. We'll see how long you can dodge the barnezy.
Barnezy- the test doesn't lie...but I will admit, your spelling is too good (with the exception of "diving"protection) to be as Dixie as the test suggests. Perhaps Kansas is wearing off on you and getting the Oklahoma out of you.
I will say that folks from the deep South would laugh at some of the options given in this quiz.
For instance, the deepest Southerners wouldn't say either "ahnt" or "ant", but rather "aint".
Likewise, in the heart of Dixie, the words "cot" and "caught" are indeed pronounced differently (contrary to this quiz), with the latter coming out as "kawt".
And don't y'all puffed up, yankificated folk forget that y'all belong to a dee-nomination that was birthed in Birmin'ham and now calls Hot'Lanta home. :)
Zach, yes, it's true, the PCA has it's chief roots in the Southern Presbyterian Church, HOWEVER, don not forget the Reformed Presbyterian Church Evangelical Synod joining the PCA in 1982- predominantly a Yankee denom.
Interesting, considering I’m first generation American (my parents immigrated from England while my mother was pregnant with me), and I was born and raised in San Jose, California! Go figure!
My wife corrects my spelling on the love letters I write you and now you (my spiritual leader) corrects me as well. I need to go back to high school for another 7 years. P.S. insert word "less" before "significant" in my last post.
are you changing my comments? Why would I write you a love letter? I swear it said "her" no "you", I might need some counseling from the Blur if this keeps happening to me.
65% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score! Malcolm and I had better scored right there together! And not surprised that Texan Creecy, scored right in there with me and much older, OKC dude.
Hi there! 52% Dixie. Barely gray, y'all! I'm actually from Italy but I'm also a half-Scot, so I suppose I would be a thorough Dixie if I hadn't learned how to say things in Scottish English! Coca-Cola got the hold of me, that's why I'm leaning on the gray side, I betcha!!!
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58% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.
Which is fair because Texas is not the south, it is Texas.
53% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.
Hey, Y'all. Ah'm 89% Dixie. Course we did live in southern Missippi (spelled the way it's pronounced) for a while.
My wife scored 53% Dixie!
I can't believe it..You all seem so smart.
45% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.
56% Dixie. I think I'd kill myself if it weren't a sin.
I'm kinda emabarrassed...only 44% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category
Hilarious! The Stylish Innovator, Mr. Jon Meyers, is more Yankee than Nathan or I!
68% dixie. I'll buy y'all a coke the next time I see you. C'mon Brian, you had to get beverage barn right didn't you. It is every Texan's legacy to have bought at least one sixer in a drive through.
I doubt it Malcolm, Brian was baptist.
58% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.
Way down south in...Spring Hill!!!!
The South will rise again! 58% Dixie.
Brit, aren't you from Colorado? We (the Union) didn't burn down any cities there, did we?
71% Dixie. That's how I roll Ya'll! HA HA HA!
FYI:
If over 60% dixie, you are a total redneck, backwater, hick.
Just wanted to see your face Tony, the Peruvian Predator scored 46% in the test...Barely yankee, I just don't really know what it means...
I'm 96% Dixie ("Is General Lee your father?"), but in a Flannery O'Connor kind of way, bless her little heart.
Shoot, it's been a coon's age since I took a test like that.
I'm shocked to say that I scored 49% yankee (barely a Yankee).
I'm born and bred in Jersey. Oh, well, I guess it's because I really like grits,BBQ, and biscuits & gravy...
I am 70% Dixie....I guess it's fair to say I'm a hick.....hee hee
Emily V
68% Dixie, which is fine, because i am 116% TEXAN!! WHOOP! Is that the drugs talking?...NOPE!
Pastor T,I've killed men for less than that. Let's rephrase that since this is a holy blog.... I've assisted certain individuals (who did not have the diving protection of God) with the task of crossing over into the next life with my motivation being something significant than the redneck slur that was just thrown at me. But you seem to have the divine protection from the Lord since I was unable to engage you earlier today outside of the Church. We'll see how long you can dodge the barnezy.
45% yankee. How about that Mr. Jon. A pig farmer from Pike County Missouri and a corn fed Iowa boy are more Yankee than the guys from Buffalo!
Barnezy- the test doesn't lie...but I will admit, your spelling is too good (with the exception of "diving"protection) to be as Dixie as the test suggests. Perhaps Kansas is wearing off on you and getting the Oklahoma out of you.
I will say that folks from the deep South would laugh at some of the options given in this quiz.
For instance, the deepest Southerners wouldn't say either "ahnt" or "ant", but rather "aint".
Likewise, in the heart of Dixie, the words "cot" and "caught" are indeed pronounced differently (contrary to this quiz), with the latter coming out as "kawt".
And don't y'all puffed up, yankificated folk forget that y'all belong to a dee-nomination that was birthed in Birmin'ham and now calls Hot'Lanta home. :)
71% Dixie! Mississippi must have worn off on me!
Zach, yes, it's true, the PCA has it's chief roots in the Southern Presbyterian Church, HOWEVER, don not forget the Reformed Presbyterian Church Evangelical Synod joining the PCA in 1982- predominantly a Yankee denom.
“70% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score!”
Interesting, considering I’m first generation American (my parents immigrated from England while my mother was pregnant with me), and I was born and raised in San Jose, California! Go figure!
My wife corrects my spelling on the love letters I write you and now you (my spiritual leader) corrects me as well. I need to go back to high school for another 7 years.
P.S. insert word "less" before "significant" in my last post.
are you changing my comments? Why would I write you a love letter? I swear it said "her" no "you", I might need some counseling from the Blur if this keeps happening to me.
Barnezy you crack me up! There is no edit option for comments, I either approve or disapprove. What it says it what you wrote.
Yes, you need counseling with the Blur ASAP!
ha ha.
My beautiful bride got 50% yankee (barely a yankee)
Any hunting stories yet??
65% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score! Malcolm and I had better scored right there together! And not surprised that Texan Creecy, scored right in there with me and much older, OKC dude.
I just noticed that 0% is pure Yankee. So actually, the lower your score is, the higher your intelligence.
Amy S.
Hi there!
52% Dixie. Barely gray, y'all!
I'm actually from Italy but I'm also a half-Scot, so I suppose I would be a thorough Dixie if I hadn't learned how to say things in Scottish English!
Coca-Cola got the hold of me, that's why I'm leaning on the gray side, I betcha!!!
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