Saturday, May 1, 2010

Mother's Day Gift Suggestion

Reepicheep is all about enhancing the marriages of his readership. This should help-


10 comments:

Perry said...

Is that a joke? It's really funny. It looks like an SNL ad from the good-old days. I could use this for my wife after her nachos and cheese in bed. I could just order it and some time later give it to her as a gift. She'd never expect anything. But, if she found out, I'd need my side to be bullet proof.

Perry said...

Ooop! I meant, "suspect," not, "expect."

Brandon said...

If it comes with optional sound proof plexiglass and keeps one side at 90 degrees and the other at 60 it would be the perfect gift

Brother Titus said...

Just think of the situation of the person who thought he needed to invent something like that.

Jermaine said...

Ok. So, what if you're both under the covers together? No blanket is going to protect you then.

Tomi said...

Is this post in relation to all your Jose Pepper's comments? As Dr. Phil would say, JUST QUIT GOING TONY!

Perry said...

If you wanted to make some extra money for your church and help save marriages too, maybe you (your church) could inquire about becoming a, "Better Marriage Blanket" distributor.

Woody Woodward said...

That was hilarious! I remember that vain promise I made to Cheri 20 years ago? Now I am so old it’s still disgusting for her, but acceptable for me. I loved what Cheri shared with me while I was in Moldova, "Woody, I even miss your snoring." But she didn’t mention missing the flagellant blunder.

Malcolm said...

Aren't men great? Your flatulent proof blanket draws more comments than your post on "work out your salvation..." My opinion is why waste a good one? I want the dog to have to leave the room. I mean, who buys Beano? What's the use of eating beans if you can't enjoy them a second time. Girls, get used to it. It's what we do.

Woody Woodward said...

I love it MALC! Can I use your quote on Cheri?