Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Operation "Ambush the Brothers Felich" = total victory


By way of update on my planned military operation against my nerf-gun toting boys and despite the mettling words of Osama Bin Currey- my attack went off flawlessly and left none standing. So what if they weren't armed at the time of their demise.

UPDATE: Shortly after posting this, Osama Bin Currey and his son unlawfully attacked me in my house but I fended them off effectively with my Raider CS-35.

6 comments:

Osama bin Currey said...

"fended them off effectively!?" Oh my "Bagdad Bob" reporting. Our forces arrived and repelled your advance and destroyed your ability to continue your relentless attack against the unarmed "Felich Brotherhood". Your gun jamming in the dinning room and subsequent pummeling by our "Rain of Foam" failed to make it in your report!

Reepicheep said...

The gun jamming episode was unfortunate and it did cause me to take considerable damage, but nevertheless, in the end, you guys were last seen speeding off out of my subdivision with your proverbial tails tucked between your legs.

Your Pearl Harbor job will be avenged...indeed, this is a day that will live in infamy.

Kampfgruppe-H said...

War monger-er...you acted unilaterally, failing to seek a UN resolution or attempting to gather a coalition of the willing. Osama bin Currey has no weapons of foamed destruction and is not a viable threat. Impeach the Felich!

Woody Woodward said...

And whoever said Christians don't know how to have fun! They don't hang around with our fun pastors. And where was Captain Brian through out this entire Flabbydad skirmish?

Jeff said...

So, was there any attempt from the Brothers Felich to fight back, or was it pretty much like Sonny at the toll both?

Reepicheep said...

Total Sonny on the Causeway! I massacred a-my-boys!